Well there's three posts so I guess it's ready. Gaze upon my inability to design a website!

http://jmhoffman.blogspot.com/

Spammers can also grab email addresses that aren't links. You should make it like "nonnie at anonymousblonde period com" or something. or use a javascript. that's what I do in my top secret journal in my marble notebook!

Did you know in Thermopylae, the Spartans prepared for battle by combing their pretty bangs?

You know, Tankor, I'm on to your little game. But you're acting funny and weird!

But I'm right about the cavalry, right?

Yes, in my experience cavalry can't stand up to a disciplined formation of long spears. And who would know better than me, for I have lived many lives!

Also, did you know that before a major battle the priests would sacrifice an animal and examine its liver? If, for instance, you were to sacrifice some lives, you would examine... me, Tankor!

Tankor, you are awesome, for you truly exploit the rich textual ambiguities inherent in your funny name.

I bet you have pretty bangs. I have lasagna!

What's the difference between an AB and a Nonnie? I like Nonnie better myself. She's so much cooler than AB.

We're exactly the same!

I guess Nonnie is a more offhand, flirty, spur-of-the-moment kind of situation than AB, who is maybe more professional & dry.

You do work in mysterious ways. You know I'm really dreading the publishing of your erotic science fiction since then it's going to be more of a book and less of a joke. Do you think there's any possibility that a human being will be able to "get off" on the thing? I'd really like to see that, then they can come to you at a book signing and say:

"I thought the scene of Colloida putting her ovapositor into Belophronusius was so sexually arousing!"

To which you could reply.

"Clearly you don't understand the use of the Pao Labian ovapositor. It's more like a thermometer than a sex organ."