Paul's Virtual Bar

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name--but you can't make it to your nearest bar. Maybe you don't want to spend the money, or you're under 21, or you're incarcerated. Whatever the reason, you'd like the atmosphere of your neighborhood tavern, without all the irrelevant inconveniences... you know, like drinking.

Well, you're in luck, because Paul's Virtual Bar offers everything a real bar can offer--a neverending string of drinks and plenty of irrelevant chat from the bartender. But Paul's Virtual Bar is unique in one way: all of the drinks are Paul's own inventions.

Sure, Paul may have "gone to bartending school," he may have "learned real drinks," but he also "forgot every last one of them." So now he just makes up his own on the spot! And a lot of them are actually pretty good! If you don't like it, just try not to hurt Paul's feelings--he's very sensitive. And if you do, go ahead and ask him what's in it! Maybe, maybe, maybe, just maybe-- you might learn something.