"You fool," snaps Nemo. "That province is landlocked. You must stay here with me." You protest, but to no avail. The Cap'n whisks you to his island stronghold, where, as one would expect, given your sunny, girlish disposition and his brooding and solitary nature, he quickly falls in love with you.
"I must have you!" he demands. He locks you in a high tower, as villains are wont to do. One day when he's more than usually drunk (Nemo is a drinker) he bursts into your room with the most dishonorable intentions!
I think, "Ah, what the heck, I've never dated a villain before!"
