Snatching a megaphone from a nearby policeman, you begin an epic filibuster of a speech, which touches on the brotherhood and sisterhood of all sentient beings and how the quality of mercy is very rarely strain'd, and you incorporate a parable about a boy who helped a wounded bee and how a swarm of bees later stung a would-be assassin to death and how that boy was none other than George Washington, the Father of Our Country. The aliens are so impressed that, while they do not return Saskatchewan, they do take you on a tour of the universe and unlock the starry doors which contain ultimate wisdom and teach you the secret of the universe, which is "He who dies with the most toys wins."

THE END