The menu is in this illegible cursive handwriting. When the waiter arrives, you think back quickly to the hors d'oeuvres that time you helped your brother Nate cater a wedding. "I'll have the lobster au gratin served on a bed of lemongrass with a horseradish dipping sauce," you announce.
"Ah, madame has excellent taste," the waiter beams, bowing and crawling at your feet. Nick orders Chicken McNuggets. Everything is delicious, except that your lobster dish looks and tastes suspiciously like Chicken Mcnuggets. But your Atlantis happy meal prize is dope!
