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The Plot... A cargo jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a contracted chemical expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the help of Humphrey Speedwright (Denzel Washington), must skateboard through the jungle to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 weeks to do it. With the aid of a grizzled marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must ski through the jungle to deliver the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix you see the zany antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC chemical specialist watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
