The Plot... A jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a private computer specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and get them back to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the help of Austin Bracegood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 12 days to do it. With the aid of a retired stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked government secrets promptly to the American people. All this turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Also you see the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his sordid past. Just as our hero are setting out on their suicidal mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF chemical specialist in the crowd replies: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next fall. Rated R Running time 253 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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