The Plot... A donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a contracted explosives expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the borrowed technologies and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the help of Austin Bracepress (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it. With the aid of a grizzled marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic people. All this turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming this fall. Rated R Running time 167 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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