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The Plot... A plane full of CIA information has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private weapons specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Humphrey Bracespeed (Ben Affleck), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 5 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Added to the mix you see the screwball antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his messy criminal record. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of PETA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI explosives specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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