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The Plot... A cargo train full of government secrets has been stolen by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private computer hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and get them back to their owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Bufford Botchspeed (George Clooney), must race through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced marine (Robert Duvall), our hero must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Also there is the loveable tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his messy past. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the PMRC . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA explosives hacker in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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