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The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government chemical expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Hubert Menchspeed (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 weeks to do it. With the assistance of an old veteran (Sean Connery), the good guys must mountain bike through the jungle to return the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the English government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Also we have the zany slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his messy criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their suicidal mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF explosives specialist in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."
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