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The Plot... A jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons expert, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the help of Nicholas Cartpress (Will Smith), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must race through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Also there is the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his messy criminal record. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA computer hacker watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
