The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with CIA information has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private chemical hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the aid of Carter Goodwreck (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our heroes must ski through the jungle to return the pilfered government secrets safely to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are departing on their suicidal mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF chemical hacker watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side." Coming next winter. Rated R Running time 296 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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