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A plane loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government chemical specialist, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their native land. The PMRC, with the help of Henry Menchgood (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian military.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 weeks to do it.

With the aid of an old weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guys must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered CIA information promptly to the Icelandic government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain.

Along with this you see the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?"

All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information about his sloppy criminal record. Just as our hero are leaving on their suicidal mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the CIA .

In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA weapons specialist in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."

Coming this spring.

Rated PG-13
Running time 222 minutes
Directed by: Simon West

Projected Critic Rating: 3 1/2 stars

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