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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with CIA information has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government chemical expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and return them to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Bufford Bracestitch (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 minutes to do it. With the help of a leather-faced navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guy must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas safely to the American people. All this worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Also there is the madcap antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his lackluster past. Just as the good guys are marching off on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
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