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The Plot... A barge loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the help of a private chemical specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Hubert Goodstitch (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 days to do it. With the assistance of an old veteran (Jon Voight), the good guys must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed government secrets in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his ugly past. Just as our hero are departing on their dangerous mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA chemical hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
