The Plot... A cargo plane full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government chemical hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their original owner. The NCAA, with the help of Stanley Benchwreck (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 hours to do it. With the aid of a grizzled weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. All this worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA weapons expert watching at home replies: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next winter. Rated R Running time 107 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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