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The Plot... A donkey train full of government secrets has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private computer expert, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and return them to their native land. NASA, with the assistance of Humphrey Menchgood (George Clooney), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 hours to do it. With the aid of a crochety marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen CIA information promptly to the American people. The situation worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this we have the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are marching off on their suicidal journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the chagrin of PETA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA explosives hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
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