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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the aid of a private chemical expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Stanley Wrightstitch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it. With the help of a leather-faced veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian people. All this worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Also there is the loveable slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information concerning his ugly life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting off on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the ATF . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical specialist in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
