The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a government weapons specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their native land. The ATF, with the help of Henry Cartspeed (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 weeks to do it. With the help of an old veteran (Bruce Willis), our hero must motorbike through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Also there is the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information concerning his messy past. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC explosives specialist watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 272 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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