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A bus loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government explosives specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and return them to their native land. The PMRC, with the assistance of Nicholas Wrightstitch (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English people.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 days to do it.

With the aid of a leather-faced marine (Robert Duvall), the good guy must ski through the rain forest to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys.

Along with this you see the zany antics of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!"

It won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets about his sordid criminal record. Just as our heroes are departing on their suicidal journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCRP .

In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP explosives expert watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this winter.

Rated PG-13
Running time 192 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 5 stars

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