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A cargo barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private chemical specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Bufford Goodgood (Ben Affleck), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government.

As if this wasn't enough, he has only 8 weeks to do it.

With the aid of an old navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the villain.

Added to the mix you see the loveable antics of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit."

However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his sloppy life of crime. Just as our heroes are departing on their perlious journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the FBI .

In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA chemical expert watching at home replies: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming this fall.

Rated R
Running time 208 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 1/2 star

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