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The Plot... A plane full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted computer hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the pilfered items and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Jackson Goodpress (George Clooney), must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 6 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guys must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English military. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also there is the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets regarding his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are setting out on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the FBI . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I hope god is on our side."
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