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The Plot... A train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the help of Humphrey Botchgood (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese people. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the villain. Along with this we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information about his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the CIA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA weapons expert watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
