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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private computer specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and return them to their owner. PETA, with the assistance of Minneapolis Goodstitch (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the jungle to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Sean Connery), the good guys must race through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Japanese government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also you see the zany slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of NASA . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical specialist watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
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