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A cargo donkey train loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a contracted explosives specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Henry Menchwinch (Tom Cruise), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Japanese people.

As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 6 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of a crochety weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our hero must race through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas safely to the English people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys.

Also you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit."

All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his messy past. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of PETA .

At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP computer expert watching at home answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming this fall.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 100 minutes
Directed by: Michael Bay

Projected Critic Rating: 4 stars

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