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The Plot... A barge full of government secrets has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted weapons hacker, the NCAA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Stanley Cartspeed (Nicholas Cage), must race through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our hero must motorbike through the jungle to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The situation worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this there is the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information about his messy past. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer expert in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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