The Plot... A bus loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government weapons hacker, the NCAA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their owner. The ATF, with the aid of Stanley Cartgood (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 6 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety marine (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. All this worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the screwball slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his ugly criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting off on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA explosives hacker in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Running time 110 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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