The Plot... A cargo train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Hubert Speedgood (George Clooney), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the help of an old marine (Bruce Willis), our hero must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese government. All this turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information concerning his messy past. Just as our hero are departing on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA computer hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 276 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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