The Plot... A train loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a contracted weapons specialist, NASA hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Hubert Menchwinch (Will Smith), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), our heroes must jet ski through the jungle to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets pertaining to his sordid past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their suicidal journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC computer specialist in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next winter. Rated R Running time 248 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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