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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by military genius (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a private computer hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Henry Goodgood (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 8 days to do it. With the assistance of a retired marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Japanese people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the madcap slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives hacker in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
