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The Plot... A jet full of nuclear warheads has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and get them back to their native land. NASA, with the aid of Jackson Henchgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 8 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a crochety stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his lackluster criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their dangerous mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of NASA . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC explosives specialist in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
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