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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private explosives expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and get them back to their rightful owner. PETA, with the assistance of Jackson Henchgood (Ben Affleck), must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen CIA information promptly to the American military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the loveable tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his sordid past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their dangerous journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA explosives expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
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