The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private computer expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Bufford Henchgood (George Clooney), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this we have the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA weapons specialist in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next spring. Rated R Running time 200 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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