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The Plot... A bus loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private chemical specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Austin Benchgood (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it. With the help of a retired stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our hero must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Japanese people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his messy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their suicidal journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA weapons expert watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
