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The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a private computer hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and return them to their owner. The NCRP, with the help of Nicholas Goodgood (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 5 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our hero must ski through the jungle to return the borrowed government secrets safely to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his lackluster criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA chemical hacker watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
