The Plot... A barge full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a contracted weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. PETA, with the help of Austin Menchstitch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed CIA information in a timely manner to the Japanese military. All this worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the CIA . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC weapons specialist in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming next spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 284 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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