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The Plot... A plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted computer hacker, NASA hopes to intercept the hijacked items and get them back to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Minneapolis Goodpress (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 hours to do it. With the help of a retired stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked CIA information safely to the Japanese military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the zany antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their suicidal mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
