The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. NASA, with the assistance of Carter Speedstitch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 5 weeks to do it. With the help of a leather-faced weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), our heroes must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed CIA information safely to the American government. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of PETA . In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA computer expert in the crowd replies: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 182 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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