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The Plot... A train full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private explosives expert, the PMRC hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Austin Goodwreck (George Clooney), must race through the rain forest to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 hours to do it. With the aid of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sordid life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting off on their dangerous journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF weapons specialist in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
