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The Plot... A cargo jet loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and get them back to their rightful owner. PETA, with the assistance of Minneapolis Wrightwreck (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must race through the jungle to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American people. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 5 minutes to do it. With the aid of an old marine (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered government secrets promptly to the English government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this you see the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of PETA . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
