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A bus full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private weapons expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the stolen goods and return them to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Carter Benchgood (Owen Wilson), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government.

And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of a retired veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers.

Also you see the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as our hero are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the NCAA .

At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."

Coming next summer.

Rated R
Running time 161 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 4 stars

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