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The Plot... A cargo barge full of CIA information has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government weapons specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen items and return them to their owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Jackson Menchgood (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the American government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 12 hours to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic military. All this worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as our hero are leaving on their perlious journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer hacker in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
