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A cargo plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government explosives specialist, the PMRC hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the assistance of Jackson Goodwreck (Nicholas Cage), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic government.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 6 days to do it.

With the assistance of an old navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guys must jet ski through the rain forest to return the borrowed government secrets in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys.

Also you see the loveable antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit."

However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his messy past. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of the CIA .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."

Coming next winter.

Rated R
Running time 289 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 3 stars

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