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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen items and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Stanley Cartgood (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guys must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked CIA information promptly to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this there is the loveable slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information concerning his messy criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting off on their suicidal mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA chemical expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
