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The Plot... A cargo plane full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private chemical expert, the FBI hopes to intercept the hijacked items and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the aid of Nicholas Wrightstitch (George Clooney), must ski through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 weeks to do it. With the help of an old stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), the good guy must motorbike through the jungle to return the pilfered government secrets promptly to the English military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also you see the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his messy past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of PETA . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical hacker in the crowd replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
