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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Minneapolis Benchgood (George Clooney), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 days to do it. With the assistance of a crochety weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our hero must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this we have the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets regarding his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA computer specialist in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
