The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the help of a private explosives hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their owner. PETA, with the aid of Hubert Botchstitch (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 6 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the screwball antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets about his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF computer expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 256 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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