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The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by military genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a government chemical expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Hubert Bracegood (Denzel Washington), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), our heroes must ski through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen CIA information promptly to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this there is the screwball tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA weapons expert watching at home replies: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
