The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a government chemical hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and return them to their original owner. NASA, with the help of Stanley Cartgood (George Clooney), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired navy seal (Robert Duvall), our heroes must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the English government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this we have the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are leaving on their perlious journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives expert in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next winter. Rated R Running time 207 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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