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The Plot... A cargo train full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government computer expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the help of Minneapolis Botchgood (George Clooney), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 12 hours to do it. With the help of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), our hero must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Also there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets regarding his ugly past. Just as the good guy are leaving on their dangerous journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of PETA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA chemical expert watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
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