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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of government secrets has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private weapons specialist, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and return them to their native land. The PMRC, with the help of Henry Henchgood (Steve Buschemi), must race through the jungle to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the help of a crochety weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), our heroes must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Added to the mix we have the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets pertaining to his sordid criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical specialist watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
