The Plot... A jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, NASA hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Hubert Benchgood (Will Smith), must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must ski through the jungle to deliver the hijacked government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this there is the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his ugly past. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives hacker in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 164 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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