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A plane loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and return them to their native land. The ATF, with the aid of Carter Menchwinch (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people.

And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 5 weeks to do it.

With the help of an old weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers.

Along with this there is the loveable antics of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the NCRP .

In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA computer expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late."

Coming next summer.

Rated R
Running time 259 minutes
Directed by: Simon West

Projected Critic Rating: 5 stars

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