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A cargo bus full of CIA information has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and return them to their native land. PETA, with the aid of Hubert Botchwright (Nicholas Cage), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian military.

And if this wasn't enough, he has only 8 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of a retired stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must motorbike through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain.

Also you see the zany antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?"

It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of NASA .

In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA computer hacker watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming this summer.

Rated PG-13
Running time 271 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 1/2 star

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