|
The Plot... A cargo bus full of CIA information has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government explosives expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and return them to their original owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Jackson Cartstitch (Will Smith), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the help of an old marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Icelandic people. All this worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the villain. Along with this you see the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his sordid past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Projected Critic Rating: |
