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The Plot... A cargo train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the help of a private explosives expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. PETA, with the aid of Jackson Bracewinch (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled navy seal (Robert Duvall), the good guys must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also we have the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their suicidal mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of the FBI . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
