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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private computer specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the aid of Stanley Cartspeed (Tom Cruise), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our hero must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also we have the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his ugly criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the FBI . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA explosives specialist watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
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