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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the help of a private computer expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Bufford Benchwreck (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the English military. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of an old stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the rain forest to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English people. All this worsens as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Along with this you see the screwball antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his sordid past. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
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