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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of government secrets has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government computer hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their owner. NASA, with the aid of Jackson Benchgood (Steve Buschemi), must ski through the jungle to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 days to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Sean Connery), the good guys must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this we have the zany slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information about his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting off on their suicidal journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP computer specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
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