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A train full of government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a contracted computer specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Minneapolis Benchwinch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese military.

As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 6 hours to do it.

With the aid of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed CIA information in a timely manner to the Japanese military. All this turns sour as he realises that his wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers.

Along with this there is the madcap antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!"

All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his sordid life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting off on their perlious mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCRP .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA chemical hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."

Coming this winter.

Rated R
Running time 222 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 2 1/2 stars

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