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The Plot... A train full of government secrets has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government computer expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. The NCAA, with the help of Austin Henchgood (George Clooney), must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his sordid past. Just as the good guy are marching off on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the FBI . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA weapons hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next spring. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
