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The Plot... A bus loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a private computer specialist, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Carter Menchpress (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 6 days to do it. With the aid of an old veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government. All this turns sour as he realises that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the evildoers. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF computer hacker watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
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