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The Plot... A train loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government computer specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Henry Botchspeed (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the aid of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), our hero must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the villain. Added to the mix you see the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their dangerous journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC chemical expert watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
