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The Plot... A plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a private chemical hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and return them to their native land. NASA, with the assistance of Minneapolis Henchpress (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 6 hours to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Robert Duvall), our hero must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the American military. All this worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Also we have the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information about his messy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP explosives hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
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