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The Plot... A cargo plane full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government weapons specialist, PETA hopes to intercept the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the help of Jackson Menchwreck (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers. Also you see the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information regarding his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of NASA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA explosives expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
