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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government computer hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the hijacked items and return them to their owner. PETA, with the aid of Austin Bracestitch (Denzel Washington), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must race through the Swiss Alps to return the borrowed lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the loveable slapstick of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the FBI . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
