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The Plot... A barge full of CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a private computer expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. NASA, with the help of Bufford Bracewinch (Owen Wilson), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the English people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of a retired veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the English military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his ugly past. Just as our hero are leaving on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
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