The Plot... A donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the aid of a private weapons specialist, PETA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Austin Cartstitch (Ben Affleck), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 days to do it. With the assistance of an old stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also you see the screwball antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guys are setting out on their suicidal journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the ATF . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA explosives specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 158 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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