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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of government secrets has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted computer hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed technologies and get them back to their original owner. PETA, with the aid of Stanley Bracegood (George Clooney), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 hours to do it. With the aid of a crochety veteran (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen CIA information safely to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the bad guys. Also you see the loveable slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information regarding his ugly past. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the CIA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
