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The Plot... A bus loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted weapons expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Austin Goodgood (George Clooney), must race through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 days to do it. With the help of an old stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this we have the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his messy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
