The Plot... A cargo plane full of government secrets has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the help of a private explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to intercept the pilfered items and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the assistance of Hubert Henchgood (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guy must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the English government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also there is the madcap antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" It won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information about his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their dangerous mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next fall. Rated R Running time 177 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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