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The Plot... A jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government weapons expert, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the help of Austin Speedwinch (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 days to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Bruce Willis), the good guy must ski through the San Fransisco to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his lackluster past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP explosives expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
