The Plot... A cargo bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government explosives hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the stolen items and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the help of Stanley Benchpress (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the rain forest to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 days to do it. With the help of a leather-faced marine (Jon Voight), our hero must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the English government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Also we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information pertaining to his messy past. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI explosives specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming this spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 282 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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