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The Plot... A cargo barge full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government explosives expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the aid of Stanley Wrightwinch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 weeks to do it. With the assistance of an old marine (Jon Voight), our hero must skateboard through the jungle to return the borrowed CIA information promptly to the Argentinian military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Added to the mix there is the zany slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
