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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted computer specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Humphrey Menchgood (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 hours to do it. With the help of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked CIA information promptly to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Added to the mix you see the zany slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI chemical expert watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
