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The Plot... A plane full of CIA information has been borrowed by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the help of a contracted computer expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their original owner. The CIA, with the help of Bufford Speedwreck (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 10 hours to do it. With the aid of an old veteran (Sean Connery), our heroes must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked government secrets in a timely manner to the English military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP computer expert in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
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