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The Plot... A bus full of government secrets has been stolen by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted weapons hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Carter Bracewright (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 6 weeks to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this we have the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their dangerous mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA chemical hacker watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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