The Plot... A cargo train full of government secrets has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted weapons expert, PETA hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and return them to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Bufford Botchspeed (George Clooney), must ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled veteran (Jon Voight), our hero must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked CIA information promptly to the Japanese government. All this worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF explosives hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Running time 227 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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