The Plot... A cargo plane full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Minneapolis Menchstitch (Ben Affleck), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 minutes to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Robert Duvall), our hero must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Also you see the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets regarding his sordid criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of PETA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope he's right." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 161 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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