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A cargo donkey train loaded with government secrets has been borrowed by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private computer expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the assistance of Bufford Wrightgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must skateboard through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian government.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it.

With the help of an old veteran (Robert Duvall), our hero must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain.

Also you see the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!"

All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the ATF .

At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this spring.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 271 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 3 1/2 stars

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