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The Plot...

A cargo plane loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a private chemical hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. NASA, with the aid of Bufford Botchwinch (Nicholas Cage), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 weeks to do it.

With the assistance of an old weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our hero must ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered CIA information promptly to the English people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers.

Also there is the screwball antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?"

It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCRP .

At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA computer expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."

Coming next spring.

Rated PG-13
Running time 223 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 1 1/2 stars

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