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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been stolen by military genius (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government explosives expert, PETA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and return them to their native land. The FBI, with the assistance of Henry Goodwright (George Clooney), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 hours to do it. With the help of a crochety veteran (Robert Duvall), our heroes must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the Japanese people. All this turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this you see the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has information pertaining to his messy past. Just as our heroes are marching off on their dangerous journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP computer expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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