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The Plot... A cargo plane full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the help of a private weapons hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. PETA, with the assistance of Stanley Wrightwreck (Ed Begely, Jr.), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 days to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guys must race through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also we have the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information regarding his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA explosives specialist watching at home answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
