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The Plot... A plane full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted chemical expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the help of Nicholas Goodpress (Will Smith), must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 8 minutes to do it. With the assistance of an old veteran (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the jungle to return the borrowed lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets about his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP chemical hacker watching at home replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
