The Plot... A cargo train loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their original owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Hubert Botchwreck (Tom Cruise), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 12 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his sordid past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA chemical hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right." Coming next fall. This film is not yet rated. Running time 145 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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