The Plot... A donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the help of Austin Botchstitch (Tom Cruise), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a crochety navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guys must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his ugly past. Just as the good guy are leaving on their dangerous journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of the CIA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP computer expert watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Running time 224 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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