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The Plot... A barge full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government computer expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and return them to their original owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Humphrey Wrightstitch (Denzel Washington), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 weeks to do it. With the help of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also you see the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his lackluster past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC explosives expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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