The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, the PMRC hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the help of Henry Benchstitch (Will Smith), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 8 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled navy seal (Bruce Willis), our hero must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the borrowed government secrets safely to the Argentinian military. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are leaving on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the PMRC . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA weapons expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I hope god is on our side." Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Running time 250 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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