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The Plot... A plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government chemical specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Humphrey Henchwreck (George Clooney), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 5 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired marine (Sean Connery), our hero must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also we have the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his messy past. Just as our heroes are setting off on their suicidal mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA computer expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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