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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a government chemical specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their native land. The ATF, with the aid of Bufford Speedgood (Owen Wilson), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 days to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Bruce Willis), our heroes must race through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also we have the madcap antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his messy past. Just as our heroes are setting off on their dangerous mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA explosives hacker in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
