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The Plot... A bus full of CIA information has been borrowed by military genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Nicholas Menchgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must race through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the rain forest to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Added to the mix there is the madcap antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his lackluster past. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of PETA . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
