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The Plot... A barge full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted computer expert, the CIA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Stanley Wrightstitch (Nicholas Cage), must race through the jungle to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled veteran (Sean Connery), our heroes must race through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese military. All this turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this there is the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting off on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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