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The Plot... A jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted computer expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and get them back to their rightful owner. NASA, with the aid of Humphrey Bracewinch (George Clooney), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Jon Voight), our heroes must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his ugly past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the NCRP . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
