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The Plot... A cargo train full of CIA information has been stolen by military genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted explosives expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and get them back to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Humphrey Speedpress (George Clooney), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 weeks to do it. With the help of a crochety navy seal (Robert Duvall), our hero must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this we have the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his lackluster past. Just as the good guys are departing on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI computer expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
