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The Plot... A cargo plane full of government secrets has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the aid of a private explosives specialist, the NCAA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Jackson Bracegood (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired navy seal (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic people. The situation worsens as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are departing on their suicidal journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the ATF . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC computer hacker in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
