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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government weapons hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Austin Speedwinch (Denzel Washington), must ski through the rain forest to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 12 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced navy seal (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked CIA information safely to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this we have the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sordid past. Just as the good guys are departing on their dangerous mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of NASA . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA explosives expert watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
