The Plot... A barge full of government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private chemical hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Nicholas Botchpress (Ben Affleck), must skateboard through the jungle to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must race through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. The situation worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Added to the mix you see the zany antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting out on their suicidal mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons expert watching at home answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 132 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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