The Plot... A barge loaded with government secrets has been stolen by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and get them back to their native land. The PMRC, with the help of Humphrey Bracewinch (Tom Cruise), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 hours to do it. With the aid of an old stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the English military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this we have the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his ugly past. Just as the good guys are setting out on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the ATF . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right." Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 285 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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