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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the help of Jackson Henchspeed (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian military. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 12 hours to do it. With the aid of a retired veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the evildoers. Also we have the loveable slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has information about his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA chemical hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
