The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the help of a government explosives expert, the CIA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their native land. The ATF, with the assistance of Hubert Goodstitch (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 12 days to do it. With the help of an old stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must ski through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered government secrets promptly to the American military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information regarding his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA computer hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming this winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 252 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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