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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the assistance of Nicholas Goodpress (Will Smith), must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guy must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen CIA information promptly to the Argentinian people. All this turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their dangerous mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of PETA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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