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A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a contracted chemical specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Nicholas Goodwright (Will Smith), must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the American military.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of a grizzled veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guys must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys.

Along with this you see the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!"

However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of NASA .

At the final moment the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF chemical expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this spring.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 186 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 3 stars

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