The Plot... A cargo bus full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted explosives expert, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen items and get them back to their owner. The CIA, with the assistance of Hubert Benchwreck (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the jungle to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 5 minutes to do it. With the help of an old veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. The situation worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the evildoers. Along with this you see the zany antics of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" All this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the PMRC . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP computer specialist in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 118 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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