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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government chemical expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Bufford Henchwreck (George Clooney), must race through the Sahara Desert to return the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 15 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guys must motorbike through the jungle to return the borrowed lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Japanese military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also you see the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the NCAA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI explosives expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I pray to God he's right."
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