The Many Conflicts of Perdro the Elf and the Elves Committee
Chapter 4: ELF AGAINST BEAST, THE BEAST BEING SYMBOLIC FOR THE ELF'S INNER NATURE
Perdro was wrestling with a lion.
Dead Lisa walked by wearing a set of clothing she often wore to work which said the name of the donut establishment on the shirt.
"Morning, Perdro," said Dead Lisa.
Just then the lion broke free of Perdro's choke hold and got Perdro in a half nelson! Also, Perdro was so embarassed he could hardly talk because he liked Dead Lisa.
Then Perdro took out his hunting knife and placed it at the lion's throat and threatened to kill him unless he stopped making Pedro be in a half nelson.
Then Perdro got up enough courage to say, "Dead Lisa, will you be my date to the Stop Viking Violence dance?"
"No," said Dead Lisa.
The lion leaped at Perdro with a mighty roar.