It was Monday in the state of Carolinia. This is the state where everyone is named either Carol or Linia. Except when people visit.

       Once, Johnny Woonsocket visited the state of Carolinia. He wasn't named Carol or Linia because he lived in Monsters, where they don't follow the rules in Carolinia, and they have a police department. The rule in Monsters is you have to have a cool slammin' name. It can't be an ordinary name, it has to be cool. Like "Grouch" or "Bravo the Kid."

       Then he thought he ate some donkey poop, but it was meatloaf.