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June 18, 2003

Lance and Eskimo Kick Ass and Take Names

Lance and Eskimo Kick Ass and Take Names

One of the most engimatic of the Old One Page Strips. I think it’s fairly evident that the title came before the script.

The Script

Lance and Eskimo are beating up what appear to be evil surgeons. Eskimo has a pad and pencil in one hand.
LANCE: Mena?
ESKIMO: Tina!
Lance and Eskimo beat up a robot; Lance writes on the pad, leaning against its back.
LANCE: Tito?
Eskimo holds down a ghost as Lance absently punches its head, looking over the list.
ESKIMO: Didi?
LANCE: Gogo…
LANCE AND ESKIMO: Pogo!
Eskimo holds up a kitten.
ESKIMO: Hear that? You’re Pogo!
POGO THE KITTEN: Aw, hell.

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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