Punchline by Lefty.

The Script

“BOOM BOOM” sound effects sound from upstairs.
ESKIMO (banging on the ceiling with a broom): Damn adults…
LANCE: We should just move out to a cabin in the woods.
ESKIMO: How would we get to a grocery store?
LANCE: The only grocery store we’d need is my turkey-huntin’ musket!
ESKIMO: How would we get frozen pizzas?
LANCE: They’d sell those there.