See, there, I wasn’t even going for the sex joke. I was just going for a general insult–you know, like wooden as in Keanu Reeves’s acting. Oh, well. The sex joke works too, sort of.

I seem to be implying with the backgrounds the Peggy either stole jewels and gold and fine wines and an electric guitar from her husband, or killed him with a knife. Possibly both.

This is my second favorite title.

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