I think Lance kind of really wants to be a stripper when he grows up.

KYRA: I finally finished Lance’s costume. It’ll be good to get him out of those old clothes.
ESKIMO: What was wrong with them?
KYRA: The jacket, the boots… they made him look like a middle-aged biker.
ESKIMO: He’s not one, though.
KYRA: Here he is!
Lance’s costume consists of an elaborate vest and tiny briefs, with a big star-shaped belt buckle.
KYRA: Well?
ESKIMO: He looks like a stripper magician!
KYRA: He’s not one, though.
LANCE: Maybe someday…