For those of you playing at home: Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Questioning Intersex Asexual Unsure Transvestite Polyamorous Omnisexual and Queer.

ESKIMO: What could I do? I laid my cutlass on the deck. Then I hoisted the sails and rushed the poor wench to the hospital.
KAREN: You’re a hero!
ESKIMO: I do what I can.
KAREN: I had a great time today.
ESKIMO: Thanks.
KAREN: Maybe I’ll see you around the LGBTQIAUTPOQ center?
ESKIMO: Maybe.
[pregnant pause]
ESKIMO: Well, seeya.
[pregnant pause]