“No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law; but whensoever any Soldier and Owner shall enter into such an arrangement freely and of their own volition, and whensover a little hanky panky shall occur, nobody shall say anything.”

KRYS: I knew it! I knew it! Didn’t I always say he was gay?
ESKIMO: Krys! I don’t think this is the sort of thing you should mock.
KRYS: Sorry Lance. Um, I think everyone’s allowed one heterosexuality slip. It’s like the third amendment.
LANCE: Guess I lost a milion jillion dollars.
ESKIMO: Well, technically, we gave up *women*.
LANCE: Yeah, but I’m going to go hook up with like five girls now. Here’s your money.
KRYS (taking the money): A fiver, a penny, a cork, and a feather… that’s $5.01 more than I expected to get.
ESKIMO: Wait! I have a confession.