Lance and Eskimo Comix

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#264 Memental
#263 Two Triangles
#262 Arms of an Angel
#261 United Reunion
#260 The Old Sea-dog at Chez Cararas
#259 All’s Fair in Love and Farming
#258 One Is Silver and The Other’s A Freaking Rock Star
#257 Platonic Idea
#256 Here We Are Now
#255 Inside the Box
#254 Vigilante Victorian
#253 Scale of One to Ten
#252 In Other Words, Please Be True
#251 LANCE AND ESKIMO TURN SEVEN TODAY
#250 Regrets Only
#249 Gonna Have a Good Time
#248 SKETCH: You’ve Started to Believe the Things They Say of You
#247 The Black Spot
#246 The Cold Harsh Light of Later That Morning
#245 Eskimo’s Confession
#244 Settling the Account
#243 The Big Reveal
#242 Awwwwkward
#241 Blade Vs. Fists
#240 Matter, Antimatter
#239 Purity of Artemis
#238 Don’t Turn Around
#237 TV Tropes
#236 Attack of the Clones
#235 Application Application
#234 Where Everybody Know You’re Lame
#233 Eskimo’s Date
#232 Kindness of Students
#231 Women’s Work
#230 Who Am I To Be Blind, Pretending I Don’t See My Face?
#229 Anything But Love
#228 Terms of Estrangement
#227 The Bestest Night of the Year
#226 Our Kind of People
#225 Rejoiner Rejoinder
#224 LANCE AND ESKIMO ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN WOMEN
#223 Chicks, Man
#222 Ignorance is Bliss
#221 Strangers in a Train Station
#220 Stop in the Name of Love (Anguish of Lance)
#219 Pinball Wizard (Anguish of Eskimo)
#218 SKETCH: Caryn’s Band
#217 My Best Friend
#216 Mandrake: Apology… Denied!
#215 Always On My Mind
#214 Accustomed To Her Face
#213 Mandrake(ish): Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
#212 Tonight, Tonight
#211 Show Me
#210 I Told You Paul, I’m a Lover Not a Fighter
#209 Please Please Me
#208 Mandrake: Elf Help
#207 Unchained Melody
#206: Lovefool
#205 Mandrake: 50 First Dates
#204 Close To You
#203 Love for Sale
#202 Mandrake: The Project
#201 Speeding
#200 Lexical Nodes, I’ve Mastered A Few
#199 Mandrake: Java Jive
#198 Villanelle? Je ne sais rien d’elle!
#197 Never Were There Such Devoted Sisters
#196 Mandrake: You Mean This Isn’t One?
#195 I Love Rock’n'Roll
#194 Everybody Loves Somebody
#193 Hail Hymenaeus and Rejoice!
#192 LANCE AND ESKIMO FALL IN LOVE
#191 Strawberry Fields Forever
#190 Mandrake: The Telltale Honeysuckle
#189 The Girl Is Mine
#188 Kind Of A Lateral Move
#187 Mandrake: Krys and Phil in the Big City
#186 Who Can Turn the World On With Her Smile?
#185 To Catch Them Is His Real Test, To Train Them Is His Cause
#184 Mandrake: The New Horizon
#183 SKETCH: True Blood Brothers To The End
#182 Always A Flower Girl
#181 Mandrake: The Roof Hangar
#180 But Seriously, This Isn’t Paris.
#179 You Should Get A Medal Or Be Even Made A Knight
#178 Mandrake: The Implausible Climb
#177 Good Character Where Women Are Concerned
#176 Please Don’t Expline
#175 Mandrake: The Captive
#174 Could Have Spread My Wings
#173 Could Have Danced All Night
#172 Mandrake: Convenient Convention Vent Convening
#171 Middle Ages Morality
#170 A Voice Too Eager, A Smile Too Broad
#169 Mandrake: Conquest Circumvented
#168 The Duke’s Children
#167 Absolutely Smashing, Positively Dashing
#166 Mandrake: The Surprisingly Well-Turned Out
#165 Hair, Makeup, Manicures, Parasites, and Sacrifices
#164 Consort Battleship
#163 Mandrake: The Test Run
#162 Eskimo’s Bane
#161 Cuppatea, Cuppatea
#160 Mandrake: The Education of Philharmonic
#159 The New Slang
#158 If She Can Preach, He Can Teach
#157 Mandrake: The Acceptance
#156 Training Montage
#155 His Native Woodnotes Wild
#154 Mandrake: The Refusal
#153 Straightening Up Their Hair Is All They Ever Do
#152 Bathtub Overflowing
#151 MY FAIR LANCE AND ESKIMO
#150 On the Street (Where You Live)
#149 That’s The Way I’m Going
#148 Poem? I Hardly Know ‘Em
#147 Strategy Number Four
#146 The Aping Game
#145 Lance and Eskimo Make Seven Dollars
#144 Peanuts for Work
#143 Theology Girl: Determinism vs. Free Will
#142 Theology Girl: Free Will vs. Determinism
#141 Auld Lang Syne
#140 Hark
#139 You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
#138 Silent Night
#137 The Rarest Dish
#136 Lord of the Dance
#135 They Came Upon a Midnight Clear (From Outer Space)
#134 Come, Thou Long Expected Jerkwads
#133 Let Ev’ry Heart Prepare This Room
#132 When We Had Gone Astray
#131 O Come All Ye Faithful
#130 The First Noel
#129 LANCE AND ESKIMO HOLIDAY SPECIAL
#128 Shower Power
#127 Mandrake: The Giggling
#126 The Basement
#125 Where To Lay Our Heads
#124 Another Interview
#123 The Final Trial
#122 Mandrake: The Visitationing
#121 Alpha Male
#120 The Child is Come
#119 Don’t Go in the West Wing
#118 Night Watch
#117 Mandrake: The Interior Designer
#116 Celebrity
#115 Intent to Woo
#114 Double Standard
#113 Classified Information
#112 Mandrake Towers
#111 It’s Been Real Estate
#110 Realty Check
#109 Keeping It Realtor
#108 Clothes Make the Man
#107 A Sound Investment
#106 Sunday in the Park with Eskimo
#105 LANCE AND ESKIMO IN THE BIG CITY
#104 Epilogue
#103 Mandrake: The Gratitude
#102 Mission Statement
#101 Company Ink
#100 Leave No One Behind
#99 Leadership in a Crisis
#98 For Future Reference
#97 This Is Not A Drill
#96 New Directions
#95 Performance Review
#94 Self-Starter Meets Team Player
#93 Mandrake: The Fight Sequence
#92 The No-Show
#91 Dress for Success
#90 Mandrake: The Attack
#89 My Dinner with Eskimo
#88 Bad With Names
#87 Mandrake: The Boring
#86 Brainstorming Session
#85 Corporate Strategy II
#84 Paradigm Shift
#83 Corporate Strategy
#82 Mandrake: The Apology
#81 Lance and Eskimo: Art House Edition #1
#80 Lance Redcloud: Thunder Thief
#79 Mandrake: The Job Offer
#78 Tent Around the Corner
#77 The Measure of a Man
#76 Mandrake: The Negotiatening
#75 Coworker Gossip
#74 New Management Style
#73 Mandrake: The Gathering
#72 Drinks After Work
#71 First Aid
#70 Office Flirtation
#69 Meet the Lion
#68 Meet the Department
#67 Meet the Boss
#66 New Guy in Acrobatics
#65 THE GREATEST LANCE AND ESKIMO ON EARTH
#64 The Interview
#63 Just Don’t Call Me a Cab
#62 SKETCH: A Holy Endeavor is Now to Begin
#61 Door’ll Jingle, Door’ll Knock
#60 Breaking Up the Band
#59 Long Beautiful Hair
#58 The Wisdom of Krys
#57 Omit
#56 Sacrifice
#55 Hints From Hellion
#54 A Little Fall of Rain
#53 Bang!
#52 Free At Last
#51 It’s *Almost* Like Praying
#50 I Like the Island Manhattan
#49 71 Degrees of Separation
#48 The Ultimatum
#47 Churl, Interrupted
#46 See That Pretty Boy in the Mirror There
#45 Choose Your Words Carefully
#44 Lashed to the Mast
#43 10 on Red
#42 Little Boy, You’re A Man; Little Man, You’re Unconscious
#41 A Place For Us
#40 Kindness of Strangers
#39 All’s Fair
#38 It’s 1AM–Do You Know Where Your Crew Is?
#37 Mrs. Rastinan, You’re Trying To Seduce Me
#36 Something’s Coming
#35 Perfect Fit
#34 Alternate Universe Interlude #1
#33 Sonnet? I Hardly Know It
#32 Sea Quest
#31 Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
#30 Or Maybe It’s Fleas
#29 Procession and Nightmare
#28 Gee, Officer Krupke
#27 I Just Met A Girl Named… Uh… Named…
#26 I Know Rigatoni Like I Know Me
#25 Caged!
#24 Lost and Found
#23 I Saw The Sign
#22 PORT SIDE STORY
#21 Men Against the Lake
#20 Elf Recovery
#19 Waiting Games
#18 Girl Talk II
#17 I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
#16 Meet Cute
#15 No Superman
#14 Man Down!
#13 Weapon Snuggling
#12 What a Tosser
#11 Extra, Extra: Comic Strips
#10 Non-Cannon
#9 A Rival Arrival
#8 It’s Not Exactly A Phial
#7 Girl Talk
#6 Sparrow Captain
#5 Chilling!
#4 That’s What She Said
#3 Lance Begins His Travels
#2 It Was A Night Out
#1 LANCE AND ESKIMO SET SAIL FOR ADVENTURE
Old Comics
Lance and Eskimo and the Return of the Style Bullies
Lance and Eskimo Lose the Refrigerator
Logic Problem
Musket
Lance and Eskimo Do the Dishes
Lance and Eskimo Are Denied Service
Lance and Eskimo Think About Spiders
Lance and Eskimo Babysit
Lance and Eskimo and the Style Bullies
Lance and Eskimo Visit the Rich Actress Upstairs
Lance and Eskimo Kick Ass and Take Names
Lance and Eskimo Go Home
Lance and Eskimo Beat Feet
Lance and Eskimo in the Kitty House
Eskimo’s Date

Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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