A couple of months ago, we promised a free T-shirt to the person who could best caption this picture:

The contest got great response! We recieved dozens of hilarious captions, each of which merited any amount of free L&E merchandise.

Then, in the disaster that Paul calls "The Great Windows XP Upgrade Tragedy of '01", all of the winning captions were accidentally deleted! We can't remember any of them, although sometimes we wake up from a troubled, dream-filled slumber feeling like we could almost remember one of them, and it had to do with something hilarious about that little guy in the corner.

But since that dark day, we're recieved a number of other captions. Some are good, some are bad, but nearly all are really f-ed up. Here they are, the F-ed Up Winners of the Caption the Senator Contest:

	Third Runner-Up Winner: "Buzzsawl"
	Second Runner-Up Winner: Stephen Moore
	First Runner-Up Winner: Anonymous
	Third Place Winner: Janet Frieman Congratulations! Your third-place prize, a L&E mug, is in the mail!
	Second Place Winner: Jacques Congratulations! Your second-place prize, a hive of killer bees, has already been concealed in your house!
	First Place Winner: Chris Sadishagi Congratulations! The first-place prize, a L&E T-shirt, is in the mail!