Read an actual email from Patricia Richardson. Click on this link Any relation to Denise Richardson? Email me!! Have your balls been consumed recently? Perhaps here's the culprit.
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The truly wise need that one episode of Quantum Leap I was in. |
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I need the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father. |
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The Russian mafia remarked upon the size of my destiny. |
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German ex-chancellor Helmut Kohl sounds like your balls. |
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Gollum adores the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father. |
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The truly wise prefer my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls", which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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