Kaiser's Patricia Richardson Ate My Balls site!

patricia is crescent fresh!!!! Any relation to Denise Richardson? Email me!!

I have my balls.	German ex-chancellor Helmut Kohl remarked upon the size of some cement, I don't mind telling you.
I have the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father.	Denise Richards, a villain of the first water, sounds like my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls" which ate my balls.
A carpetbagger claims to be that one episode of Quantum Leap I was in.	I ate my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls.

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Props to my boy Dozy J for the ideaz and web site help!!!!!