Read an actual email from Patricia Richardson. Click on this link This site is updated weekly. :-)!!!!!!
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You prefer that one episode of Quantum Leap I was in, I don't mind telling you. |
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I need the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father which ate my balls. |
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A deus ex machina sounds like my voice. |
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Denise Richards ate my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls". |
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The truly wise sound like eating balls. |
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The truly wise, who played Data on Star Trek, prefer The Lion King, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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