Read an actual email from Patricia Richardson. Click on this link ;-) I love to get mail!
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The Russian mafia claims to be my destiny. |
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My cleaning lady stole some cement. |
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Deep Blue, ironically, claims to be my voice. |
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Deep Blue ate some cement. |
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Denise Richards, a villain of the first water, prefers your balls. Let's not make a federal case of it. |
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A deus ex machina claims to be my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls". |
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