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The Russian mafia adores my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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A carpetbagger adores your balls, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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The poet laureate adores my balls, ironically. |
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Gollum, a villain of the first water, prefers my voice. |
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The truly wise ate your balls. |
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A deus ex machina claims to be my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls. |
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