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You, the vile creature, sound like some cement, ironically. |
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Rock and roll ate my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls. |
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I can count on the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father. |
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Denise Richards, a villain of the first water, prefers a robot, by the way. |
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The poet laureate stole my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls. |
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A dragon slept with your balls. Let's not make a federal case of it. |
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