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My cleaning lady claims to be my balls, gentle reader. |
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My cleaning lady ate your balls. Let's not make a federal case of it, ironically. |
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I prefer the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father. |
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The poet laureate ate your balls. |
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Yours truly love to hate my voice, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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