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by: Chefelf "That's all correct, MEGAGYM. You're quite good at this." <Hell, it ain't brain surgery.> Doctor Stanphililililopoloous peered accusingly at his stainless steel rolodex. WHIIIIIIIIIZ went the rolodex as he flipped through it. "Mern, Doctor Mern Mernhart," he pondered out loud to himself. <Who is that, anyway?> giggled the large robot brain sitting on the lab table before doctor Stanphililililopoloous. "What is what?" <What is that name that you just said?> "It's the name of the man who dares to try to create a robotic brain with more power than yours, MEGAGYM." <MEGAGYM not like that concept. MEGAGYM becomes very upset when he has to think about brains bigger than his. It's like God creating a rock that even he can't lift. Kinda blows your mind, huh?> "Indeed. Want a electronic burger now?" <Yipee.> <END PROGRAM> |
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