• Chili Pepper Logic
  • A Tribute to Rory on His Birthday
    more..
  • The Tragedy of Snagglepuss
  • A Matter of Clarification
    more..
  • 100 Better Questions
  • Meet The Crazy Moon Man
    more..
  • Features

    Message BoardMessage Board
    CreditsCredits
    Buy StuffBuy Stuff
    Lance and EskimoL&E Home

    Friends

  • The Content-Free Vegeta Girl Zone
  • Fully Ramblomatic.com
    more..
  • Flash

  • The Laudry Demons
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas DVD
    more..
  • Fun

  • Dress Up Paul
  • Ah, Japan
    more..
  • Extinct Beverages

  • Extinct Beverage: KMX Energy Drink
  • Extinct Beverage: Hansen's Slimdown
  • Contributing Writers
    L&EContributorsCredits

    Vote for Lance

    Lance didn't write anything for this contest, so instead, here's some pictures of Lance to convince you. Enjoy.

                    --Laura

    This is Lance's entry to the This Glorious City U Face Book. The stats listed included his name (Lance Redcloud), age (19), major (unkown), and quote ("There ain't no cure for Gorillian fever.").

    Here is Lance as a small boy. In picturing his childhood, one should note that he was a quiet, dreamy, rather sickly child. He enjoyed reading and staring wistfully at the sky through the parlor-window.

    Above. Here is Lance looking noble as a vampire bites him! Doesn't that make him look all dreamy and brave, yet vulnerable? He's sacrificing his blood--possibly his life--so that she might live, with no regard to pain, death or becoming a vampire. What a guy. It's also sort of cool how he allows her to be in such a position of power over him. It's sexy, it's romantic, it's... cute.

    Right. Lance from upcoming Lance and Eskimo T-Shirt Design. The hand is Eskimo's. Isn't it adorable how good friends those two are? It's like they can read each other's thoughts sometimes, I swear.

    CAST YOUR VOTE!

    *

    L&EContributorsCredits

  • Gullible's Travels: Day Eighteen
  • Computer Keyboards
    more..
  • My Stupid Eye Adventure, Part 2
  • Elves vs. Nature
    more..
  • Contributing Writers

  • Boohbahs on Parade (Zach)
  • Overrated: The Mona Lisa (Papa Redcloud)
    more..
  • Favorites

    Polymorph Want a Cracker?Polymorph
    chefelf.comChefelf
    laurahughes.comlaurahughes.com
    Anonymous BlondeAnonymous Blonde
    Fully Ramblomatic.comFullyRamblomatic.com
    more..

    Comics

  • Lance and Eskimo Comix
  • Rory's Controversial Political Cartoon
  • The Adventures of Rex Blunder, pt. 1
    more..
  • Quizzes

  • Killing a Boy
  • Which Suicidal Poetess Are You?
    more..
  • Fiction

  • Elves vs. the Supernatural
  • A Tale of Virtue
    more..
  • Gullible's Travels

  • Gullible's Travels: Day Twelve
  • Gullible's Travels: Day Twenty-Two