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Lewgosset Musk has meant many things to many people. All of these things are good. In Zaire, Lewgosset Musk is knows as "Rwartim Zelu," "The Voice of the Land." In France, because of his propensity for giving away the clothes off his back, he is known as "Le homme sans chapeau," "The Shirtless One." But, you ask, what has he done for you?

Bite your tongue! Lewgosset Musk toils day and night to lift the chains of slavery from your back. Why, just the other day he provided you with free global e-mail. And that's not the last of his contributions. He has made many others. However, now is not the time to get into specifics.

--Lewgosset Musk