The Rabid Pro-Lizzie McGuire Hate Mail Creator
It's hard to believe that I wrote that fateful Lizzie McGuire article well over one year ago. It's been an eventful year-plus, and I've learned and grown a lot. Also I've recieved a lot of reader mail; and I mean a lot. Over the past fifteen months, I've become something of an unwitting expert on how to write
Hey, I'm savvy to my fans. I know you may not have the time or energy to spend conceptualizing all of the various points against me! In the past, people like you have had to resort to brief, two-line emails. Well, those days are over! Now you can simply pick your chosen sentiments from the following form. You'll end up with a finely-crafted argument to rival Clarence Darrow's three-day final argument in the Crime of the Century!
(Note: All selections are actual excerpts from past Lizziemails I have recieved.)