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Chef "Nate" Elf
Chefelf

Name: Chefelf (Nathan Redcloud)
Email: nate@lanceandeskimo.com
Age: 31
Favorite Movie: Hackers
AOL IM Screen Name: Chefelf
Titles: Brigadier General in the Lewgosset Musk Army, Curator of the Extinct Beverage Museum, Pirate, Chef, Elf, Cutest Recloud Brother.



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The hardest working man on the internet entertains us daily with hilarious anecdotes about his experiences in temporary employment.
Latest Features
12-1-08 Lucille: Chefelf remembers the woman that influenced his gaming life more than any other single person. (Chefelf)
11-14-08 Remembering The Box Set: Chefelf thinks it's funny to think about CD box sets. (Chefelf)
10-21-08 Some Things I'm Sick Of: Chefelf has had it with a few of these things. (Chefelf)
9-22-08 Why I Hate iTunes: A rambling manifesto on why Chefelf hates iTunes. (Chefelf)
7-20-08 Tour de France Commercial Recap, Week 2: As the second week of the Tour de France ends, Chefelf reflects on the grueling efforts of the bike riders through one of the most physically challenging sporting events in the history of the world on the cruddy commercials they play on the Versus channel. (Chefelf)
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The Brothers Redcloud
Here is some of the latest nonsense by my brothers.
Presents?

The rumors are true, I like to get presents. If you have anything you want to send me (i.e. bad movies, video games, recipes, etc.) so that I can criticize it then just email me at: nate@lanceandeskimo.com.

From there I will give you a detailed set of instructions for how to get stuff to me (in some groups this is called a "mailing address").

If you don't want to send me anything because your're too cheap and/or selfish then that's fine too.

Chefelf @ lanceandeskimo.com

Welcome to the long neglected "Home Base" of me, Chefelf, on lanceandeskimo.com. It is still being neglected, but actively neglected which at least is something. If you want to see what I'm up to in my life come visit my blog-like crappy domain at:

chefelf.com

There you will find a long rambling set of tales about my life that no one could possibly care about but myself. It promises to be a rip-roaring good time. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out my friend Jacob's website, barbarianbrothers.com, for more information on the "beef boys".

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