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7-2-08 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 15): After nearly three years the Princes that Fought return to fight! For those of you that are ill (read: Paul) this is like chicken soup for your imagination! (Chefelf)
6-27-08 Screw My Kids! I Want To Spend Time With My Kids!: Dixie takes an interesting approach in advertising by appealing to everyone's laziness and saying, "To hell with the environment! I'd rather enjoy being lazy!" (Chefelf)
5-21-08 The Subway Is Not Your Office!: Yet terrible artists, knitters and business men seem to think it is. (Chefelf)
5-12-08 The Juno Emarrassment: Chefelf may be the last person on Earth to see Juno. That is when he eventually sees it. (Chefelf)
5-2-08 2 Bangs, 1 Buck and a Jack (or, Why I Hate That Guy In My Dream): A guy in my dream uses slang that I've never heard to describe amounts of money. Also, in my dream I am not able to do math. And that guy is a jerk! (Chefelf)
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| The Brothers Redcloud
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| Here is some of the latest nonsense by my brothers.
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| Presents?
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The rumors are true, I like to get presents. If you have anything you want to send me (i.e. bad movies, video games, recipes, etc.) so that I can criticize it then just email me at: nate@lanceandeskimo.com.
From there I will give you a detailed set of instructions for how to get stuff to me (in some groups this is called a "mailing address").
If you don't want to send me anything because your're too cheap and/or selfish then that's fine too.
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Chefelf @ lanceandeskimo.com
Welcome to the long neglected "Home Base" of me, Chefelf, on lanceandeskimo.com. It is still being neglected, but actively neglected which at least is something. If you want to see what I'm up to in my life come visit my blog-like crappy domain at:
There you will find a long rambling set of tales about my life that no one could possibly care about but myself. It promises to be a rip-roaring good time. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out my friend Jacob's website, barbarianbrothers.com, for more information on the "beef boys".
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