Why I Hate People That Self-Identify as Nerds or Geeks
: Chefelf doesn't like it when people think they're all awesome and unique because they do the same thing as millions of other people.
Life on Mars Towed My Car
: Chefelf wakes up to discover that a crummy TV show remake of a BBC show has ordered his car towed with no notice. Can they do that? Apparently they can.
Remembering The Box Set
: Chefelf thinks it's funny to think about CD box sets.
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My New Apartment
: A look at various aspects of my new residence.
What Goes Up Must Come Dow
: My day as a Stock Market guy.
People with Girlfriends
: Want to know what makes them tick? Find out here.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
: Americans speak their mind about the martial arts epic.
Mother Nature's Fury
: As Rhode Island reels from the devestation of a natural weather pattern, Chefelf tries to make sense of the situation.
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48 Minutes in Home Depot
: A play-by-play recount of one man's misery.